{"id":4464,"date":"2012-03-31T00:45:43","date_gmt":"2012-03-31T00:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=4464"},"modified":"2012-03-31T00:45:43","modified_gmt":"2012-03-31T00:45:43","slug":"i-never-break-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/03\/31\/i-never-break-anything\/","title":{"rendered":"I Never Break Anything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mama said that I&#8217;m a very good kid since I was a baby &#8211; I never break anything nor do I go poking my nose into places that I can&#8217;t.\u00a0 Even if daddy were to buy something expensive like a new iPod or a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesource.ca\/estore\/product.aspx?language=en-CA&amp;product=8001072\">sonomax<\/a> I won&#8217;t touch them at all &#8211; not even now.\u00a0 I never break anything because I know better not to touch anything that I shouldn&#8217;t.\u00a0 No one taught me what to do &#8211; but when mama looked at me with evil eyes &#8211; I know that I&#8217;m not supposed to touch them.\u00a0 I&#8217;m also afraid to touch daddy&#8217;s electronic stuff because I know they are very expensive &#8211; so mama and daddy never worry about buying anything expensive to put in the house whether for decoration or for using them &#8211; I would never break anything because I don&#8217;t touch them at all.\u00a0 I know that iPods, computers and a sonomax are for big people only &#8211; so I don&#8217;t play with them &#8211; I only play with my own toys.\u00a0 I never break anything because I&#8217;m a good girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama said that I&#8217;m a very good kid since I was a baby &#8211; I never break anything nor do I go poking my nose into places that I can&#8217;t.\u00a0 Even if daddy were to buy something expensive like a new iPod or a sonomax I won&#8217;t touch them at all &#8211; not even now.\u00a0 &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/03\/31\/i-never-break-anything\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,13,18,29,39,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-4464","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-entertainment","category-gadgets","category-my-daddy","category-shopping","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}