{"id":4471,"date":"2012-04-03T18:26:25","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T18:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=4471"},"modified":"2012-04-03T18:26:25","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T18:26:25","slug":"monster-bike-for-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/04\/03\/monster-bike-for-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Monster Bike For Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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While daddy calls me the Monster Brat – I called his bike the Monster Bike.\u00a0 Why because it’s huge and he spends way too much time with it and not me.\u00a0 He would spend hours on\u00a0\u00a0 Leatherup.com for motorcycle parts<\/a> and ignore me when I need him to pay attention to me but daddy said I’m one who always wants attention.\u00a0\u00a0 But he does loved his monster bike even though he said he loves me more – and he wants me to go biking with him this summer – so we are getting a child’s helmet for me now and changing the seat and a sissy bar pad\u00a0 – so that I can be more comfy sitting on the monster bike. \u00a0 Daddy say he might need to custom order one just for me – because they might not have what I liked – then we might have to wait a few weeks longer if we did not order them now.\u00a0 So for now – I’ll just let him stay on the puter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While daddy calls me the Monster Brat – I called his bike the Monster Bike.\u00a0 Why because it’s huge and he spends way too much time with it and not me.\u00a0 He would spend hours on\u00a0\u00a0 Leatherup.com for motorcycle parts and ignore me when I need him to pay attention to me but daddy said … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,18,29,39,40,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-4471","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-gadgets","category-my-daddy","category-shopping","category-summer","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}