{"id":4555,"date":"2012-04-25T16:15:11","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T16:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=4555"},"modified":"2012-04-25T16:15:11","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T16:15:11","slug":"when-im-not-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/04\/25\/when-im-not-sick\/","title":{"rendered":"When I&#8217;m Not Sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/025.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4554\" title=\"025\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/025.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I&#8217;m not sick I like to play mummy and carry my\u00a0 baby behind me like Jessica&#8217;s mom.\u00a0 I think that&#8217;s all they carry their babies in China &#8211; that&#8217;s where Jessica&#8217;s mummy is from I think.\u00a0 But I loved doing the same thing like Jessica&#8217;s mom &#8211; I think it&#8217;s cute.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4556\" title=\"026\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/0261.jpg?resize=600%2C800\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is just me fooling around and letting mom take a picture of my silliness.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m not sick I like to play mummy and carry my\u00a0 baby behind me like Jessica&#8217;s mom.\u00a0 I think that&#8217;s all they carry their babies in China &#8211; that&#8217;s where Jessica&#8217;s mummy is from I think.\u00a0 But I loved doing the same thing like Jessica&#8217;s mom &#8211; I think it&#8217;s cute. This is just &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/04\/25\/when-im-not-sick\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-4555","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-funny"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}