{"id":5070,"date":"2013-03-20T04:00:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T04:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=5070"},"modified":"2013-03-20T04:00:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T04:00:58","slug":"easter-present-for-uncles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/20\/easter-present-for-uncles\/","title":{"rendered":"Easter Present For Uncles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I asked my uncle what he wanted for Easter because he didn&#8217;t ask me what I want, he said he wanted a\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smallflower.com\/brand\/dovo\">dovo straight razor<\/a>\u00a0 but I can&#8217;t buy a razor for him since I&#8217;m a kid.\u00a0 So instead daddy went to order one for him online.\u00a0 Daddy said that these straight razors are used for shaving many years ago but he didn&#8217;t know what my Uncle is going to use it for.\u00a0 Maybe, he likes to shave the old way or it&#8217;s cleaner to shave this way? I&#8217;ll have to ask him when I see him during Easter.\u00a0 If you don&#8217;t know what to get your uncles for Easter, you may want to ask them if they want a straight razor, they may want to shave the old way too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked my uncle what he wanted for Easter because he didn&#8217;t ask me what I want, he said he wanted a\u00a0 dovo straight razor\u00a0 but I can&#8217;t buy a razor for him since I&#8217;m a kid.\u00a0 So instead daddy went to order one for him online.\u00a0 Daddy said that these straight razors are used &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/20\/easter-present-for-uncles\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,14,39,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-5070","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-extended-family","category-shopping","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}