{"id":5146,"date":"2013-06-07T02:55:51","date_gmt":"2013-06-07T02:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=5146"},"modified":"2013-06-07T02:55:51","modified_gmt":"2013-06-07T02:55:51","slug":"cleaning-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2013\/06\/07\/cleaning-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Cleaning The House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cleaning the house is usually mama&#8217;s job but sometimes she is very busy and the house doesn&#8217;t get clean as often as she liked.\u00a0 So daddy decided to check out\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theotherwoman.net\/\"><span style=\"color: #888888;\">the other woman house cleanin<\/span>g<\/a>\u00a0 services to help mama out on days when she is too busy to do it herself.\u00a0\u00a0 That way mama doesn&#8217;t get all exhausted and grumpy and then rushing to get to visit grampie during the weekend.\u00a0 Plus most importantly, daddy will get a day&#8217;s rest too instead of having to help mama.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a win-win situation and you don&#8217;t have to have someone clean your house everyday but a weekly basis is great for a family my size.\u00a0 And if you are on vacation, they can even walk your dog for you and feed them.\u00a0 Now that could come in real handy for a lot of people in my neighborhood, for they all have doggies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cleaning the house is usually mama&#8217;s job but sometimes she is very busy and the house doesn&#8217;t get clean as often as she liked.\u00a0 So daddy decided to check out\u00a0 the other woman house cleaning\u00a0 services to help mama out on days when she is too busy to do it herself.\u00a0\u00a0 That way mama doesn&#8217;t &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2013\/06\/07\/cleaning-the-house\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,28,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-5146","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}