{"id":5182,"date":"2013-05-28T22:07:27","date_gmt":"2013-05-28T22:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=5182"},"modified":"2013-05-28T22:07:27","modified_gmt":"2013-05-28T22:07:27","slug":"bruises-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2013\/05\/28\/bruises-from-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Bruises From School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/001.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5183\" title=\"001\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/001.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Guess who wasn&#8217;t impresed with the bruises I brought home from school?\u00a0 yes my MOM!\u00a0 she was pretty upset when she saw the bruises and I had to explain to her how I got the bruises.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/018.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5184\" title=\"018\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/018.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You see the boys in class shoved me a few days ago, while they were getting out of class and i hit against the table &#8211; and I received some bruises.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/019.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5185\" title=\"019\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/019.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mummy found some behind my legs too and I couldn&#8217;t remembered how I got this one &#8211; so she was not very happy with it either.\u00a0 Mama asked daddy to write to my school teacher to inform her about the bruises, so that she can watch out for me and let the boys know not to be so rough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess who wasn&#8217;t impresed with the bruises I brought home from school?\u00a0 yes my MOM!\u00a0 she was pretty upset when she saw the bruises and I had to explain to her how I got the bruises. You see the boys in class shoved me a few days ago, while they were getting out of class &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2013\/05\/28\/bruises-from-school\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,28,29,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-5182","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy","category-school"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}