{"id":565,"date":"2008-11-09T16:26:08","date_gmt":"2008-11-09T16:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=565"},"modified":"2008-11-09T16:26:08","modified_gmt":"2008-11-09T16:26:08","slug":"painting-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/09\/painting-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Painting For Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-566\" title=\"painting\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/painting.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This year.. i&#8217;ve been helping Keegan .. my babystiter.. a lot to paint the windows of our store.\u00a0 Mama said.. keegan lets me help.. so that i have something productive to do.\u00a0 I just love painting.. and Keegan is always very nice.. she lets me scribble and paint.. like a pro.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-567\" title=\"painting1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/painting1.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">See ..! i&#8217;m hard at work.. putting the paint together.\u00a0 A few years ago .. we had a girl worked at our store.. when i was younger, and she painted the windows for the store.\u00a0 Because of her .. mama don&#8217;t really want us to spend so much time and energy on the windows anymore.. for fear we produce another &#8220;evil sarah&#8221;.\u00a0 So mama tells Keegan and I . .to paint whatever we want.. and don&#8217;t sweat the small stuff.\u00a0 We are not entering any contest no more of this town.. also because of &#8220;evil sarah&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This year.. i&#8217;ve been helping Keegan .. my babystiter.. a lot to paint the windows of our store.\u00a0 Mama said.. keegan lets me help.. so that i have something productive to do.\u00a0 I just love painting.. and Keegan is always very nice.. she lets me scribble and paint.. like a pro. See ..! i&#8217;m hard &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/09\/painting-for-christmas\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,9,23,24,28,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-565","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-business","category-holi-holiday","category-keeganbabysitter","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}