{"id":576,"date":"2008-11-13T19:17:23","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T19:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=576"},"modified":"2008-11-13T19:17:23","modified_gmt":"2008-11-13T19:17:23","slug":"mamas-helper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/13\/mamas-helper\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama&#8217;s Helper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-575\" title=\"chloeeating\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/chloeeating.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I told yer.. i am mama&#8217;s helper.\u00a0 I help her to cut corns.. and to do dishes.. and also to test the food. Muahahahahah!!!\u00a0\u00a0 Mama said.. she believes in letting me help.. in the kitchen.. and everywhere at home.. that way.. i donch grow up and be a spoiled brat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-577\" title=\"chloeeating1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/chloeeating1.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See i&#8217;m really cutting corns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-578\" title=\"chloeeating2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/chloeeating2.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See .. !!\u00a0 i am putting the corn away.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I told yer.. i am mama&#8217;s helper.\u00a0 I help her to cut corns.. and to do dishes.. and also to test the food. Muahahahahah!!!\u00a0\u00a0 Mama said.. she believes in letting me help.. in the kitchen.. and everywhere at home.. that way.. i donch grow up and be a spoiled brat. See i&#8217;m really cutting corns. &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/13\/mamas-helper\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,15,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-576","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-food","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}