{"id":6218,"date":"2012-09-17T21:14:16","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T21:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=4839"},"modified":"2012-09-17T21:14:16","modified_gmt":"2012-09-17T21:14:16","slug":"puppet-time-after-a-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/09\/17\/puppet-time-after-a-bath\/","title":{"rendered":"Puppet Time After A Bath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/009.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4840\" title=\"009\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/009.jpg?resize=600%2C800\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This is me after a bath, I like to act silly sometimes and do puppet shows with my socks because I want to make my mummy laugh and she thinks I&#8217;m silly and all.\u00a0\u00a0 I have my pants on my head and my socks on my hands and then I make a puppet show.\u00a0 Daddy doesn&#8217;t get to see me act funny because he doesn&#8217;t know how to laugh when I act silly but my mummy does &#8211; so I do stuff with her when daddy isn&#8217;t around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is me after a bath, I like to act silly sometimes and do puppet shows with my socks because I want to make my mummy laugh and she thinks I&#8217;m silly and all.\u00a0\u00a0 I have my pants on my head and my socks on my hands and then I make a puppet show.\u00a0 Daddy &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/09\/17\/puppet-time-after-a-bath\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-6218","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-funny"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}