{"id":64,"date":"2008-01-31T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-31T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2008\/01\/my-mummy-made-me-ugly\/"},"modified":"2008-01-31T17:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T17:58:00","slug":"my-mummy-made-me-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/01\/31\/my-mummy-made-me-ugly\/","title":{"rendered":"My Mummy Made Me Ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">My Crazy Chinese Mummy butchered my hair yesterday.. and it looked so yakky on me..! She is too busy helping my Papa to move the store.. so she can only put up pictures for me tonite or tomorrow she said.  So come back and check, if you think my Crazy Chinese Mummy Made Me Ugly .. ok..?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/hairchloe1.JPG?w=700\" alt=\"hairchloe1.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Crazy Chinese Mummy butchered my hair yesterday.. and it looked so yakky on me..! She is too busy helping my Papa to move the store.. so she can only put up pictures for me tonite or tomorrow she said. So come back and check, if you think my Crazy Chinese Mummy Made Me Ugly &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/01\/31\/my-mummy-made-me-ugly\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-64","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}