{"id":690,"date":"2008-11-27T14:39:46","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T14:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=690"},"modified":"2008-11-27T14:39:46","modified_gmt":"2008-11-27T14:39:46","slug":"the-principal-called-mama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/27\/the-principal-called-mama\/","title":{"rendered":"The Principal Called Mama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The Principal, Mrs McNutt had to call mama to come to school.. because i was bawling my eyes out .. and going hysterical because i thought mama said she was going to come get me right away after she opened the store.\u00a0 But Mrs McNutt explained to me.. that the store will only be opened after lunch.. so I must have heard wrongly. Mama and Papa came to school.. but i had already calmed right down.\u00a0 So mama went home .. for abit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Principal, Mrs McNutt had to call mama to come to school.. because i was bawling my eyes out .. and going hysterical because i thought mama said she was going to come get me right away after she opened the store.\u00a0 But Mrs McNutt explained to me.. that the store will only be opened &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/11\/27\/the-principal-called-mama\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,28,29,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-690","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy","category-school"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}