{"id":74,"date":"2008-02-10T06:30:39","date_gmt":"2008-02-10T06:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2008\/02\/sally-my-ballerina\/"},"modified":"2008-02-10T06:30:39","modified_gmt":"2008-02-10T06:30:39","slug":"sally-my-ballerina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/02\/10\/sally-my-ballerina\/","title":{"rendered":"Sally, My Ballerina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/sally.JPG?w=700\" alt=\"sally.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Meet my new toy.. Sally.  She isn&#8217;t really a ballerina.. but my crazy chinese mummy bought it for me.. because Malie had a ballerina.. that i wanted so much.  So i kept telling mummy to get it for me&#8230; and on Friday.. she did.  Instead of buying groceries.. she went looking for a ballerina for me.. and this was what she got.  I called her Sally, my ballerina.  Grammie said.. she was gonna get me one too tonite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet my new toy.. Sally. She isn&#8217;t really a ballerina.. but my crazy chinese mummy bought it for me.. because Malie had a ballerina.. that i wanted so much. So i kept telling mummy to get it for me&#8230; and on Friday.. she did. Instead of buying groceries.. she went looking for a ballerina for &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/02\/10\/sally-my-ballerina\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-74","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}