{"id":78,"date":"2008-02-17T22:14:52","date_gmt":"2008-02-17T22:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2008\/02\/i-cried-when-grandaunt-renette-came-to-visit\/"},"modified":"2008-02-17T22:14:52","modified_gmt":"2008-02-17T22:14:52","slug":"i-cried-when-grandaunt-renette-came-to-visit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/02\/17\/i-cried-when-grandaunt-renette-came-to-visit\/","title":{"rendered":"I Cried When GrandAunt Renette Came To Visit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">GrandAunt Renette came to visit at the store on Saturday with Grammie.  They had gone to the chinese restaurant to eat.  I cried because I didn&#8217;t wanna let Grammie go home with GrandAunt Renette.  My mummy said.. i was being bad and badly behaved.. and GrandAunt must think i am naughty too.. but I&#8217;m tired and hungry.. since we didn&#8217;t go home early because Keegan didn&#8217;t come babysit today.  I was mad with Grammie for leaving.. and cried and cried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GrandAunt Renette came to visit at the store on Saturday with Grammie. They had gone to the chinese restaurant to eat. I cried because I didn&#8217;t wanna let Grammie go home with GrandAunt Renette. My mummy said.. i was being bad and badly behaved.. and GrandAunt must think i am naughty too.. but I&#8217;m tired &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/02\/17\/i-cried-when-grandaunt-renette-came-to-visit\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-78","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-grampie-grammie"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}