{"id":87,"date":"2008-03-03T19:00:47","date_gmt":"2008-03-03T19:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2008\/03\/i-am\/"},"modified":"2008-03-03T19:00:47","modified_gmt":"2008-03-03T19:00:47","slug":"i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/03\/03\/i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">I am 105cm tall and weigh 19kg as of today.  I went to the pre-op nurse today.. but i didn&#8217;t want anything to do with the blood pressure machine or the heart beat machine.  I was ready to cry.. and didn&#8217;t want anything to do with these machines.. except to go out and play with toys.  Mummy said.. i wasn&#8217;t cooperative at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am 105cm tall and weigh 19kg as of today. I went to the pre-op nurse today.. but i didn&#8217;t want anything to do with the blood pressure machine or the heart beat machine. I was ready to cry.. and didn&#8217;t want anything to do with these machines.. except to go out and play with &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/03\/03\/i-am\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-87","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-health"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}