{"id":943,"date":"2009-02-14T17:59:07","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T17:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=943"},"modified":"2009-02-14T17:59:07","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T17:59:07","slug":"mama-butchered-my-hair-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/14\/mama-butchered-my-hair-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama Butchered My Hair Again..!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-944\" title=\"004\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/004.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My mama butchered my hair again today.. because i was sick.. and couldn&#8217;t get a hair cut for a long time.\u00a0 Plus Francine my hair dresser is always busy.. and even though we made an appt for Tuesday .. that is when Francine is free.. mama felt that my hair is too long for comfort.\u00a0 She said she couldn&#8217;t see my eyes.. and it made me look even more sick.. than I already am.\u00a0 So this morning.. while io was playing batman on the xbox 360, she cut my hair. But she said i still look cute .. so that&#8217;s alright.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mama butchered my hair again today.. because i was sick.. and couldn&#8217;t get a hair cut for a long time.\u00a0 Plus Francine my hair dresser is always busy.. and even though we made an appt for Tuesday .. that is when Francine is free.. mama felt that my hair is too long for comfort.\u00a0 &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/14\/mama-butchered-my-hair-again\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,22,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-943","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}