I gave my crazy chinese mummy and daddy quite a scare on Wednesday. I woke up bleeding because of my gums. I refused to put a cloth into my mouth to bite on it.. and kept wanting to spit the blood out .. after seeing the dentist even though he said not to.<\/p>\n
My crazy chinese mummy tricked me.. and told me there was no more blood when we got home.. and got me to drink my milky.. and then i had some waffles.. and headed to work. Mummy said.. little children gotta brush their teeth and gargle every nite.\u00a0\u00a0 Mummy said luckily we have medicare insurance<\/a> otherwise, it will cost us alot of money to see the doctor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I gave my crazy chinese mummy and daddy quite a scare on Wednesday. I woke up bleeding because of my gums. I refused to put a cloth into my mouth to bite on it.. and kept wanting to spit the blood out .. after seeing the dentist even though he said not to. My crazy … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-96","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}