{"id":965,"date":"2009-02-21T05:16:12","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T05:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=965"},"modified":"2009-02-21T05:16:12","modified_gmt":"2009-02-21T05:16:12","slug":"no-diapers-no-pee-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/21\/no-diapers-no-pee-again\/","title":{"rendered":"No Diapers &#038; No Pee Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No diapers and no pee again .. last nite.\u00a0 I asked mama if she was proud of me.. and mama said.. YES..!! very proud.. and then i asked mama if she was gonna buy me presents with the money that i&#8217;m saving on diapers.. she said yes too.\u00a0\u00a0 But mama didn&#8217;t buy me a present.. she bought me a shoe and a jeans. .that was on sale.\u00a0 Mama said.. she is el cheapo.. and only buy things that are on sale.\u00a0 But papa said.. mama isn&#8217;t el cheapo..she just spends her money wisely.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-968\" title=\"purpleshoes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/purpleshoes.jpg?resize=500%2C475\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"475\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My pretty purple shoes to go with my purple pants.\u00a0 Are you wondering why i have different color socks..??\u00a0 it&#8217;s because this is my latest fetish.. but i call it my little fashion mode as of now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No diapers and no pee again .. last nite.\u00a0 I asked mama if she was proud of me.. and mama said.. YES..!! very proud.. and then i asked mama if she was gonna buy me presents with the money that i&#8217;m saving on diapers.. she said yes too.\u00a0\u00a0 But mama didn&#8217;t buy me a present.. &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/21\/no-diapers-no-pee-again\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,26,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-965","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-milestone","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}