{"id":973,"date":"2009-02-26T18:28:19","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T18:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=973"},"modified":"2009-02-26T18:28:19","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T18:28:19","slug":"im-not-the-only-one-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/26\/im-not-the-only-one-sick\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not The Only One Sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">See .. i&#8217;m not the only one sick here.. Kate is sick now.. and had to leave the store.. to go home.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s alright.. ! i like mama to go home with me too.. so that I can spend more time with mama.\u00a0 When mama goes home with me.. i get to eat her special noodles.\u00a0 In fact, I think i wanna eat wanton noodles tonite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See .. i&#8217;m not the only one sick here.. Kate is sick now.. and had to leave the store.. to go home.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s alright.. ! i like mama to go home with me too.. so that I can spend more time with mama.\u00a0 When mama goes home with me.. i get to eat her &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/26\/im-not-the-only-one-sick\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,24,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-973","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-keeganbabysitter","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}