{"id":977,"date":"2009-03-01T18:32:50","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T18:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=977"},"modified":"2009-03-01T18:32:50","modified_gmt":"2009-03-01T18:32:50","slug":"i-taught-papa-how-to-clean-the-fish-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/01\/i-taught-papa-how-to-clean-the-fish-bowl\/","title":{"rendered":"I Taught Papa How To Clean The Fish Bowl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">We all stayed home today .. since it is Sunday.. and i taught papa how to clean my fishy .. because Keegan had been sick for a few days now.. and can&#8217;t cleaned it.\u00a0 I drew a map of instruction.. and talked papa thru&#8217; how to clean the fish.\u00a0 I helped mama wiped my picnic table .. and also my computer tables.. and i helped her cooked chinese wanton noodles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all stayed home today .. since it is Sunday.. and i taught papa how to clean my fishy .. because Keegan had been sick for a few days now.. and can&#8217;t cleaned it.\u00a0 I drew a map of instruction.. and talked papa thru&#8217; how to clean the fish.\u00a0 I helped mama wiped my picnic &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/01\/i-taught-papa-how-to-clean-the-fish-bowl\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,17,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-977","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-funny","category-my-daddy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}