{"id":999,"date":"2009-03-18T01:08:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T01:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=999"},"modified":"2009-03-18T01:08:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T01:08:42","slug":"painting-my-finger-nails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/18\/painting-my-finger-nails\/","title":{"rendered":"Painting My Finger Nails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday, Keegan and I painted each other&#8217;s nails&#8230; and i loved it.\u00a0 I asked mama if she would let me paint my nails .. when i go back to school.. after much break&#8230; in which mama said no.\u00a0 I think mama doesn&#8217;t like me playing with make up and all so soon . .because she still wants me to be a baby.\u00a0 But i&#8217;m not a real baby anymore.. and i&#8217;ll be using mama&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eyecream.org\/\">anti wrinkle eye cream<\/a> soon than she think i would.\u00a0 Muahahhahaha!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, Keegan and I painted each other&#8217;s nails&#8230; and i loved it.\u00a0 I asked mama if she would let me paint my nails .. when i go back to school.. after much break&#8230; in which mama said no.\u00a0 I think mama doesn&#8217;t like me playing with make up and all so soon . .because she &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/18\/painting-my-finger-nails\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,28,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-999","format-standard","category-beauty-the-beast","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}